• Today is my last day at work and I’m a little sad about it. Then I think about going golfing during the day and fall camping during the week and I’m not so sad anymore.

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  • MY ONLINE IDENTITY Discover your online aggregated identity with Personas/Metropath(ologies) by MIT (via laureola)

    MY ONLINE IDENTITY

    Discover your online aggregated identity with Personas/Metropath(ologies) by MIT

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  • HEDLEY - Cha-Ching

    Their newest single. Great lyrics coming from a reality tv success.

    It started on the Real World
    A hot tube full of hot girls
    Grindin’ every frat boy and freak

    Line up all the Idols
    Who paint on phony smiles
    Tryin’ to ride the fast track for free

    Who’s the Biggest Looser
    I’ll bust the biggest boozer
    Bigger ratings for MTV

    All the sole Survivors
    Still stranded on the islands
    Lying through their teeth for money

    So everybody dance! Everybody sing!
    If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
    Yeah we can swing it
    Cha-Ching
    We take off all your clothes, we strike a Play Boy pose
    If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
    Then you gotta bring it
    Cha-Ching

    Every body stop and stare
    Kardashian’s ass is everywhere
    If you missed it watch TMZ

    Pretending to be lesbians
    Tila’s playing all of them
    While Flavor Flave get fucked up for free

    Guess who’s been livin’ large
    It’s mini me the porn star
    Google it I think you’ll agree

    And all the hotties on the Hills
    Just getting rich and making deals
    While you and I are watchin’ TV

    So everybody dance! Everybody sing!
    If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
    Yeah we can swing it
    Cha-Ching
    We take off all your clothes, we strike a Play Boy pose
    If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
    Then you gotta bring it
    Cha-Ching

    (Turn it on)
    The All American Dream (turn it on)
    Is getting fifteen for free (turn it on)

    The All American Dream is so skin deep

    So hurry turn it on, turn it on, get your 15 minutes 
    fifteen’s almost gone, turn it on, turn it on
    (Cha-Ching)
    So hurry turn it on, turn it on, get your 15 minutes 
    fifteen’s almost gone, turn it on, turn it on
    (Cha-Ching)


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  • Mike’s trying a new summer drink: a Harvey Wall-banger. OJ, vodka and Galliano. Looks yummy!

    Mike’s trying a new summer drink: a Harvey Wall-banger. OJ, vodka and Galliano. Looks yummy!

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  • Homeless For Change I have to admit, I’m a sucker for a witty sign.

    Homeless For Change

    I have to admit, I’m a sucker for a witty sign.

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  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX1viP3TkVA
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  • Pride and Prejudice + Zombies = literary bliss

    Pride and Prejudice + Zombies = literary bliss

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  • Now, “everybody is Kung Fu fighting.”

    Now, “everybody is Kung Fu fighting.”

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  • chop-suey:

    zarakhan:

    gifparty:

    aw/hahHA

    omg i just LAWLED!

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  • Reblog and paste on whatever you have copied


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    Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance

    “When you go out to paint, try to forget what objects you have before you….”

    http://shinichimaruyama.com/

    Alan Jackson

    We thought it was a lovers’ quarrel.

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  • Fmylife - FML : Your everyday life stories.
    http://www.fmylife.com/

    Just when you think your life sucked, there’s always someone who can one-up (one-down?) you.

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